Thursday, August 14, 2008
I kid you not...
I think I'm being stalked. And I'm for real. Would somebody please tell Heidi Montag to stop following me around? I mean I let it fly as a coincidence when I saw her and boy toy in their car a couple of times, but seriously, can't a girl enjoy a Saturday morning with her family, alone, with no one following her? Apparently Ms Montag thinks that is too much to ask as she casually showed up at Noah's bagels minutes behind me. I had the manners to not follow her to Coffee Bean right next door. And then I see her at Restoration Hardware ordering the same bed as Yosh and I? Seriously, that is too much. In fact I'm so disgusted that I don't think I'll get that bed anymore. Or the nightstands that she ordered to go with it. And then she had the audacity to call Spencer right in front of me and tell him... this has got to stop. Heidi, no more "coincidental" show ups please. Unless you plan to say hi to me next time. And then maybe, maybe, we can be friends...
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Ha! :) Sounds like she IS stalking you! maybe she should just say hello next time... ;)
ReplyDeleteWell you know what she's after don't you?? She wants to get close enough to you to get a camera phone pic of that amazing ring you have so she can drop a hint to Spencer and give the guy a clue!!! :) :)
ReplyDeleteYou keep saying you see all these famous people and I must really be out of the loop because I have to look them up on the internet to even find out who they are. I must not be very "in";-)
ReplyDeleteGay, brilliant post, brilliant.
ReplyDeleteGay, I am warning you right now: Watch your back girl. Who knows what Heidi will be up to next. Remember who your real friends are. I don't want to be the "Audrina" between you and the rest of your friends.
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ReplyDeleteThis is awkward but since you brought it up... Kady when we get the big community house you guys are definitely staying in the guest house out back, but come in and say hi whenever you want, maybe we will even invite you to dinner sometime....
ReplyDeletethis is getting a little out of hand. i would definitely get yourselves unlisted and make sure she is not following you home. if it comes to a confrontation though, i am sure you could take her down.
ReplyDeletep.s. great use of "audacity"
You have a new friend :P Look out. Lauren will be bugging you to stay away from her.
ReplyDeleteHi, this is Kimberly I am Josh's cousin, we haven't got to know each other very well but I just wanted to let you know I think you are soooo funny and I love your blog. When you get a chance check out ours at www.jaceandtrevor.blogspot.com see you soon maybe at Nancy's Midway home soon.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP!!! Hahaha, I am actually watching the Hills right now .... yeah I am a loser ... :) p.s. we miss you guys!!!
ReplyDeleteJOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU DUDE!!!
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