This is Deetz. Yes, he is chubby, but yes, he can still fly.

Porter is about to pummel someone...

Can you really take anyone serious who has a hot chocolate mustache? I mean, really.

But let me tell you one reason for the tough look on his face.....

check out these pimp new shoes. I mean, who wouldn't feel tough wearing them. Takin it back to the old skool, love 'em!