Today....

If I were a cat, this is where I'd nap. I found my sun spot today.

If I were a gambler, I'd place a huge bet. I barely evaded a parking ticket today (or maybe just out-ran the parking attendant....)

If Kaia were of age, she'd already have claimed her prince. She loves her dad and nearly jumped out of my arms to show him when we did a sneak attack at his work today.

If Dallin were a young working bachelor, he'd already have the routine down. He woke up at 6:30 am to catch up on his ESPN today.

If Deeter were a king, we'd all be looking for a new country of residence. He bossed me around with illogical precision today.

If I lived in the olden days, I think I'd be without a tongue. I didn't obey King Deeter today.

If Porter were a grandpa, he'd be looking for more Depends. He "thinks" he pooped his pants today.