If I Were a Boy....

So I'm just going to put it out there... I don't quite get what the heck Beyonce was talking about   in her rendition of "If I were a Boy". The idea was there, but truth be told, she lost me with her lyrics.
And so...and SO...I wrote my own.
Feel free to sing along. {No, but for real....}
If I were a boy even just for a day I'd choose to sit when I take a pee I'd be a hundred percent flusher There'd be nothing to clean up after me.
I'd pick up my clothes And, heck, I'd even hang yours too. I'd clean up dishes and take out the trash Would tackle that list called honey-do.   If I were a boy Birthdays would be o'er the moon I would treat you like a queen Leaving the other girls to swoon. 
I'd change the channel Off of college football 'cause today would be about you, We'd get a couples pedicure And cap it off with dinner for two. 
If I were a boy Every long day would end With a twenty minute massage Actual massaging- without hip movement.
I'd take care of you Especially on our anni, the best day of my life, because That was the day I won you, I won you.
If I were a boy I wouldn't do it the first time I'd wait til try number ten To get your "broken" car working again.
I'd focus on you    Since I can't multi-task  I'd turn off the TV and my phone I'd hang on to your every word   My attention would be on you alone.
But I'm just a girl So what do I know I'm probably just crazy, oh Cause crazy is what us girls do....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow...Beyonce is a lot more long winded than me so I'm going to have to cut my song a little bit short. Besides if I kept going, I think I would have turned the whole male gender into...women! And not to mention, after reading this, it sounds like if I were a boy.....I'd be gay. Nothing against you, gay boys. You know I got nothing but love for you. But I might as well just stick with being a girl. A girl...named gay? Whatever.
I'm in cahoots with one of my Midwest girls, Erin, over at Living in Yellow for this "If I were a boy...." shenanigan. I guarantee that she'll give you at least a couple literal LOLs and won't even charge you for them! So now we're ready to hear it-- what would life be like if you were a boy? And don't worry, you can skip the whole song lyrics format and just go freestyle!  Make sure you mention that you're linking up over here!
Alright, let the party begin..... E'rbody e'rbody get your link up on!  

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